He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire - Winston Churchill
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I’ll waste no time reading it - Moses Hadas
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it - Groucho Marx
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends - Oscar Wilde
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it will avoid you - Winston Churchill
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung - Voltaire
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx
You know you've got bad eating habits when you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven - Dennis Miller
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking - Arthur Block
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face - Jack Handey
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac - George Carlin
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? - Paul Merton
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