Everton 1, Liverpool 2
A man walks into a sports shop. He goes up the the counter and asks for condoms. So the women on the counter says, "Sorry, we dont sell condoms here, try next door at the chemist."
So later on he comes back in and says can I have a pack of condoms. The women says again, "I told you earlier that we don't sell condoms here."
This goes on for a few more days. So the woman says, "What did you really come in for?"
The man says, "Well I was too embarrassed to ask for an Everton shirt!"