Friday, February 26, 2010

Not a simple task

From the wonderful (The Customer is) Not Always Right comes this gem:

Customer: “How much is this bird?”

Me: “Sir, how did you get the bird out of the cage? The cage was locked.”

Customer: “Oh, I got this one from the birds you have outside by the door.”

Me: “Those aren’t our birds.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Sir, you picked up a wild bird. But congratulations, because I can’t imagine it was a simple task.”

Lego Stephen Hawking

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Egg within egg

This is apparently a one in three million occurrence and this doubled-ovum belongs to Jimmy Biggen in Auckland.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

The Pope and Tiger Woods

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

Location, location, location

Amazing house near Westmann Islands, Iceland. And just to be stereotypical, it is owned by Bjork. Story and more photos here.

Monday, February 1, 2010