Thursday, August 25, 2011

Pointless signs

See more of the world's most brilliant pointless signs

Wipe your feet on the colonel

New doormat at the Libyan embassy in London

Friday, August 19, 2011

house of cards

See more of Nick Sayers globish creations on Flickr

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Sarah Silverman's plan to feed the world

Zombie door stop

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Jon counts to 100,000

Why not relax, put your feet up for the next 77 hours and watch Jon count to 100,000?

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Friday, August 12, 2011

Scottish lift voice recognition technology

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New London Olympics logo

Monday, August 1, 2011

An Italian confession

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is..'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father.. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her..'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration... 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew. His friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

Or if you prefer, the Economist's take

Giant shit-throwing babies, rampaging bears and Obama on a donkey

Taiwanese animated TV's take on the US budget crisis