Wednesday, June 23, 2010

This is the offside rule explained for women, apparently

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

X-Ray pin-up

Enjoy Miss July's see through number. More x-ray calendar shots here

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

World Firsts

Uruguay world cup fail (They've only won 2 compared to Brazil's 5) but Australia's one is funny. Once a convict nation always a convict nation.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

just toying with you

bacon smore-ish?

Bacon Smores - Chocolate-covered candied bacon smothered in marshmallow in a graham cracker crust as found on This is Why You're Huge

The truth behind famous paintings