Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010


A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews.

Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The golfer replies:
'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'

The keeper replies:

'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

The Royals at Christmas

It was Christmas, and the Royal Family were playing 20 Questions. Camilla had to think of something and the family had to guess.

So Camilla thought of a black man's cock.

Prince Charles asked "Is it bigger than a breadbox"?

Yes, she said.

Princess Anne said "Is it something I can put in my mouth"?

Yes, she said.

The Queen said "Is it a black man's cock?"

patience, dear Ebeneezer

Friday, October 8, 2010

umbilical cord iphone charger

The latest must have gadget from Japan

Wednesday, October 6, 2010