What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? A weekend.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle? An extra hour of rain.
What's the definition of a Seattle optimist? A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Rainier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?" The kid says, "How do I know? I'm only 6."
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