Quasimodo went home after a hard day's bell ringing and Esmerelda had got the wok out. Quasi moaned, "Oh no Ezzie, you know I don't like chinese food."
"What are you on about you damn fool," replied Esmerelda, "I'm ironing your shirts"!!!
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