Monday, September 7, 2009

don't they grow up fast nowadays?

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mum or dad home?"

Little Boy: "What the fuck do you think?"

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