A man walks into a Glasgow library and says
to the librarian, "Excuse me Miss, do ye huv
any books on suicide?"
The librarian looks up and says,
"fuck off! Ye'll no bring it back!"
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- Derek Barry
- No longer here since 2009. Find me now at woollydays.wordpress.com
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