Sunday, July 15, 2007

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass

classic Bill Hicks

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.

People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah, maybe, but you know what, after the first 3 largest armies, there's a REAL big fucking drop-off. The Hare Krishnas are the 5th largest army in the world, and they've already got all our airports.

I don't do drugs anymore... than say, the average touring funk band.

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