Friday, July 23, 2010

Beer in a squirrel

Full story of world's dearest, strongest and strangest beer (and more pics) here

Ring finger

Monday, July 19, 2010

so what exactly was it that so freaked out Tony Abbott?

"Dunno," said the old guy next to him, "but I'm glad I got the fish."

Saturday, July 17, 2010

The moral of Aunty Sharon

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.'

'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.
'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'
'Very good,' said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'

'That was a fine story Sarah.'
Michael, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Stay the fuck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Solid Potato Salad Gyrations

Keep watching. Unremarkable for a minute or so, then these Ross Sisters get seriously freaky.

Meet Paul, our new future directions strategist

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Anus Beef: It's a little bit fancy

From a street sign in the Brisbane suburb of Rocklea

Wednesday, July 7, 2010