A Catholic student was having a conversation with his teacher. "What is the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?" the student asked.
The teacher replied, "Well, they were both founded by Spaniards -- St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits. They were also both founded to combat heresy -- the Dominicans to fight the Albigensians, and the Jesuits to fight the Protestants."
"So what's so different about that?" said the student.
"Met any Albigensians lately?" responded the teacher.