The woman knocked on her daughter-in-law's door. The door opened and there was her daughter-in-law, stark naked.
" I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work"
" But…..I mean……"
" This is my love dress, he loves me to wear this dress- he'll be back any minute now".
As the older woman walked home she thought what a good idea her daughter-in-law had had. She got home, took a shower, put on her best perfume and waited starkers by the front door.
" What are you doing? asked her husband as he opened the door.
" This is my love dress, Darling."
" Needs ironing" he grunted.