Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Putin gets advice from Stalin

Vladimir Putin goes to bed one evening and Stalin appears to him in a dream. Putin asks Stalin for some help with the state of Russian economy and how to stop crime.

Stalin said, "Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 & 30 and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."

Putin asked, "Why blue?"

Stalin retorts, "I knew you would ask me about the second part first"

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