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Whacko lives on...in a tree

Michael Jackson may be gone to neveragainland but one family in Stockton, Ohio say he's back and appearing on a tree stump in their front yard. Apparently showed up the day he died. Shouldn't be surprised where it happened. As one local said: "To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than Jesus, to some people. I think they're both about even." Hallelejuh brother, even if you can't make up your mind whether Jackson or Jesus is numero uno.

Full story here. As for the tree, judge for yourself - I'd say the jury is out (of their minds)

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Wrestling Midgets 'Killed By Fake Prostitutes'

And inform my nephew...

The latest in Downfall rip-offs - in this one Herr Hitler has been told the news the King of Pop is dead.

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Turkish gameshow attempts to convert atheists

In the wonderful-sounding Turkish game show Tovbekarlar Yarisiyor (it means "Penitents Compete"), religious leaders seek to convert at least one of the ten atheists in each episode to their faith.

Those that crack will win a pilgrimage to the spiritual home of their newly chosen faith, Muslims will go to Mecca, Jews and Christians will go to Jerusalem and Buddhists will go to Tibet.

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