They have clearly never heard of Alpha Cabernet

Doga

Bird not on a wire

pair a docs

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.  

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"  

So I turned around and replied "So now you want me to stay?"

In the beginning was the wank

George Harrison milked it for all it was worth

The tube simplified

fingering the hedge fund culprit

The Last Good Boy

But only for six years

Terrible twos

killer nap

kennel fit for a king

Obama and Romney with switched hair

Do be do be do

Proof in the pudding

Are dead people always this quiet?