Friday, October 29, 2010
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Friday, October 22, 2010
bannockburn
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the famous golf course at St Andrews.
Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'
The golfer replies:
'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'
The keeper replies:
'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!
Suddenly, a groundskeeper shouts:
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'
The golfer replies:
'Excuse me, my good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'
The keeper replies:
'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!
Sunday, October 17, 2010
The Royals at Christmas
It was Christmas, and the Royal Family were playing 20 Questions. Camilla had to think of something and the family had to guess.
So Camilla thought of a black man's cock.
Prince Charles asked "Is it bigger than a breadbox"?
Yes, she said.
Princess Anne said "Is it something I can put in my mouth"?
Yes, she said.
The Queen said "Is it a black man's cock?"
So Camilla thought of a black man's cock.
Prince Charles asked "Is it bigger than a breadbox"?
Yes, she said.
Princess Anne said "Is it something I can put in my mouth"?
Yes, she said.
The Queen said "Is it a black man's cock?"
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
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