Maxwell House of Horror

According to new research from Durham University, heavy coffee drinkers are more likely to have hallucinations or feel "the presence of dead people".

The research found that those classified as 'High caffeine users' (slurping seven cups a day or more) were three times more likely to have heard a person's voice when there was no one there compared with 'low caffeine users' (surviving on one miserable cup of instant coffee a day).

I can hear voices now in my head saying "Put the Kettle On".