“There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.”
Oscar Wilde
“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.”
Hoosier Farmer
“The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life”
Oscar Wilde
“When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.”
Molly McGee
“When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.”
Franklin P. Jones
“My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.”
Anonymous
“'Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!”
Lady Astor & W Churchill
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