Woof Times Ten

An Alsation went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another "Woof" for the same price."

"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."