A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mum or dad home?"
Little Boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Weird beards
Jack Passion, a 23-year-old American crowned natural beard champion of the world at Brighton 2007. 14 more of his hairy ilk here (photo by Regina Pirrie).
Good reason not to give up the grog
The wagon is bad for you:
"Going teetotal after being a regular drinker can trigger depression, even in mice."
"Going teetotal after being a regular drinker can trigger depression, even in mice."
Thursday, September 3, 2009
The mathematics of urinal protocol
Big questions of our time (Part 354 in an occasional series):
what is the general formula for the number of guys who will fill in N urinals if they all come in one at a time and follow the urinal protocol?
Find out what urinal protocol is and what is the answer here.
what is the general formula for the number of guys who will fill in N urinals if they all come in one at a time and follow the urinal protocol?
Find out what urinal protocol is and what is the answer here.
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