From designboom.com
Saturday, February 26, 2011
in flight service
A man was sitting in the bar in Departures at Heathrow. A beautiful woman walked in and sat down at the table next to him.
He decided because she had a uniform on, she was probably an off duty flight attendant.
So he decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flew for, thereby [he thought] impressing her greatly.
He leant across to her and said the Delta Airlines motto: "We love to fly and it shows."
The woman looked at him blankly.
He sat back and remembered another line. He leant forward again and delivered the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world."
Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations."
The woman looked at him sternly and said, "What the fuck do you want?"
"Ah!" he said, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair!!!"
He decided because she had a uniform on, she was probably an off duty flight attendant.
So he decided to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flew for, thereby [he thought] impressing her greatly.
He leant across to her and said the Delta Airlines motto: "We love to fly and it shows."
The woman looked at him blankly.
He sat back and remembered another line. He leant forward again and delivered the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world."
Again she just stared at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tried again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations."
The woman looked at him sternly and said, "What the fuck do you want?"
"Ah!" he said, sitting back with a smile on his face, "Ryanair!!!"
Friday, February 25, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
educational TV
The wife and I were at home watching TV. I had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For heaven's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
She became more and more annoyed and finally said:
"For heaven's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
nerditis
Man goes to the doctor and says: "I'm addicted to Twitter".
Doctor says: "I'm sorry, I don't follow you."
Doctor says: "I'm sorry, I don't follow you."
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
full deck
Marriage is like a deck of cards.In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wished you had a fucking club and a spade.
